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Head says. "Tony did a track day at Oulton Park," I reminded them, forgetting to add he wrote off his Uncle's Triumph Acclaim in the process as he was totally pissed at the time. "Better take the Subaru," he said and we got some tins of Four X and some pork pies in case Cumshots we got peckish and piled in the Subaru, me and Head in the back, Tony driving. Tony really booted the throttle and got us going nicely, ninety in a Subaru feels like eighty in an ordinary car over sleeping policeman humps in pedestrian areas and we put some lovely skid marks on that light coloured stone by the tram tracks and then we on the M62 and heading for Leeds at a ton thirty, scaring the shit out of HGV drivers by overtaking on the hard shoulder. "Where to?" he asked after ten minutes or so and we realised we didn't have a fucking clue where we was off to. Of course it didn't have a Sat Nav to save weight, yeah, when Forbsie was the best part of tenty stone and Head not far behind and they worried about a sat nav." "Turn Round." Inspector Head ordered. Tony caned the brakes and the mad bastard did a U ie and headed back the way we come, West bound on the Eastbound carriageway the wrong way up the fucking hard shoulder of the M62 at a ton ten and there's no fucking hard shoulder under half the bridges. "No!" Head cried but Tony had it sorted with another pussy U'ie, up the off ramp across the roundabout and down tother side the wrong way again so he did a new U'ie and we was heading back where we come, fastest thing on the road except a black Suzuki what overtook and a bloke on a Ducati what was slipstreaming us. The Pedo was an anticlimax, sad little sod what just dreamed of kiddies not your real hands on Pedo, sad cunt, "Oh have you brought my videos?" he asked, I ask you, Tony and Forbsie was in fucking plod uniform and he thinks they are fucking couriers! so we just cautioned him and smacked him up a bit to sort of remind him he mustn't be a bad boy when he looked in the mirror at his busted nose and the gaps where his teeth used to be. "So how do you like your new job?" Inspector Head asked me. "Fucking hard work," I said, "Being Police Commissioner, fucking difficult finding the time to spend all me money what with thirteen thousand for doing fuck all on the council and now ninety grand for sorting you cunts out." "You said your priorities were Pedophiles and Prostitution," the Inspector said, "Have you any ideas what to do about prostitution?" "One or two," I says, "Careers advice, see of a girls pug ugly it's no good her going on the game, yet if she's gorgeous what the fuck is the point in going to university and doing Law for seven ears as she can make more on an hour on her back than she ever will a lawyer?" "I Big Tits don't know about that Johnno," Tony said, "They see's you coming mate!" "They comes running when I flash the cash," I said, "But I been out meeting the girls and listening." "And fucking," Tony adds. "Well, can't be rude," I says, and I looks out and fuck me if there wasn't a pair of queers holding hands. I nearly chucked me teatime Vindaloo up, "Fuck!" I says. "Not illegal Johnno," Tony says. "Not fucking yet, come the revolution!" I says and they starts singing "The Red Flag," I ask you three uniformed cunts hammering through a thirty at sixty five in a scooby with the Cumshots Hot Girls blues going and fucking singing. I stuck in a bit of harmony like you do. We stopped for a kebab and a piss on the way back to town, I sort of checked on a couple of local prossies and told them there was fuck all chance of putting patio heaters in bus shelters even if they did promise to vote for me, which pissed them right off. Sandra was still on the phones when we got back, Jenkins had a list of fourteen suspects what was interested in sheep, which bugged me, like you fucking kill the bastards when you get a bit peckish and yet the cunts does their nut when you fucks them, I don't see a problem, you want to fuck ass I'd much rather you fucked a sheep that fucked my ass or my mates's ass if you get my drift, Big Dic And Teen first thing the Welsh will do cumshot when they get home rule is make sheep shagging legal you mark my words. We hadn't been back long before beat plod started bringing in our Pedos, stuffed into Transit vans they was a sorry looking bunch, "I really must protest." one says right out, "Do you know who I am?" "Fucking Pin Okio," Sgt Grant who was on custody duty says, "Judging by your lies." "I am chairman of the bench!" he said. "Ought to be nailed to a bench by your cock!" I says. "Oh very droll!" he sneers. "You won't fucking think that when the fat bastard gets in number ten," I said, "Cheaper and safer than hanging you cunts from lampposts," I said firmly, "Saves having to clean up those shitty ass hooks as well." Next thing they was having a pow wow, "Oh Adrian is my sisters boy," one said, "Such a wonderfully soft anus," he added. "Johnno!" It was the last night I ever shared a woman with Kurt, but I'll treasure it always. I thought I’d we’d have some fun and go about our business! NEED OPINION. there were three naked boys Big Tits standing around her spread-eagled body, each running their hands up and down their stiff pole. Her lanyard said Pottstown Memorial Hospital and her photo ID said her name was “Scarlett, RN.” I thought I was going to die right then and there. “I have to pee again.” Chelsea said, pouting at Dennis. "Think you could help with my homework?" she asked. "Bye, love you, bye." “I lost my hetero virginity in a gangbang.” Julia said quietly, an impish smile on her usually-pious portrait. It showed Cumshots cow udders being milked, then sluts on all fours having their tits milked. Aunt Bella and I started secretly meeting on a weekly basis, and Aunt Bella cultivated me into a world-class sex toy. You won't have to suck it in front of your daughter.” Tali and I paid him no mind and scampered up the boarding ramp. Cynthia wraps her fingers around the base and gives the spongy tip a kiss. Mom now helps make moonshine, Jack opened an adult book store and Ida and me are a "couple" and she's rich because her daddy's the Sheriff and he takes lots of "payoffs". They all laughed and Angela looked at Sandra and said. “Master loves Sonja. “Being called that?” I asked seeing a huge beautiful smile on her face. ‘Just so you know, I’ve always Cumshots Hot Girls watched you. “How can I open up to people and have friends if people just see me as the innocent, quiet girl with big boobs? “And those lessons are, what, to fuck each other?” I asked. I slammed my dick into her, the ache growing and growing while my pussy grew hotter and hotter. Lindsey… just the thought of her irked him. Monie wants more and And the night after that. I glanced at my eldest daughter. She was still leaning forward pressing her hands into cumshot his thighs for balance. "You need to concentrate?" she questioned as her hand slowed its pace slightly. Looking at her, who would’ve guessed that she had been our personal sex slave for the past two weeks. Directions: Mandy called her friend and explained the situation, telling her not to wait up because she might stay at a friends house. She pointed out where and how she liked it, and Frank tried to emulate it as best he could. He Big Dic And Teen said that due to the new demand for more androids from all testers, it would take a bit longer for his third android to be available. I walked down to the water, where Elysa was already swimming. Another gasp. Do I have the wrong room?" he asked out loud, more to himself than to Jessica. "Well, he pulled down his pants, and started jacking off in front of me. And I couldn't help but reach down into my crotch, and pussy squeeze my boner through my pants, while I was watching him. I groaned, my eyes fluttering.