Kelly rocked and rolled

This is going to be epic! I’ll be remembered as the man who saved boobs the party divine with 257 tacos! I was picturing the award I was going to receive when Doc started talking to me. When did big he get here? “I guess I’ll tell you, but you’re so wasted you won’t creampie even remember. That’s Beth. Wilson? Come on, Junior, wake up. You know, Eric’s little sister. She used to hang around your sister a lot. Aw shit, fisticuffs are brewing. I need to intervene, cooler heads must always prevail.” The good Doctor was like that, talking weird and keeping the peace. And apparently he appeared and disappeared Brunette rather quickly. Beth… Wilson… yeah… it started coming back to me. She was this twerpy friend of my baby sister. Two years younger than me, thereabouts. My sister would have birthday parties back in like sixth and seventh grade with six or eight screaming girls who would sneak around and spy on me as I did very interesting older brother things, like cutting the grass. Beth… she seemed to scream somewhat less than the others, and brought me a cold Coke once while the others hid and snickered. Beth… she didn’t seem quite as twerpy tonight. But maybe I was just kelly high. In fact she was rather cute, and had a shape on her. A rather decent shape on her, I think. It was still a little foggy there in the kitchen. “Fleabag!” “Yes, sir!” “Get me a Coke! I must get sober.” “Right away, Sir. And Bacardi? 151? Sir, as your attorney, I advise you not—“ “Just Coke. Unopened.” I told her that I did not have enough money to take her out on a date but divine maybe we could go on a picnic that Saturday. “Anything?” He asked. She was astonished at the thought of big pornography, and of lesbians. What naughty acts was my Master up to? Corruption tilted her head, eyeing the astral sky as she pondered that. He was about 48 years old, tall and slender and rarely smiled. She stood up and straddled my lap. Now only Brunette our other friend, Paris, boobs needed to surrender to her lust and to stop being such a stubborn bitch. "Oh, I am sorry. “Open your creampie mouth Elastigirl.” He said dominantly. "Dr. Lawrence is kelly due to be here in an hour. “Okay, let me get her camera, egg and her clit ring sorted out then I’ll switch the egg off when I’m ready.” “I guess it’s time to pay up,” I say to her smiling before I lean in and kiss her. Suck it!” Whatever you say, Seth. “See?”