Last Handjob by Castratrix

Jenkins said, "Have you pumping spunk like a fire engine it will, only fifty nine pounds ninety nine pee." "Oh," said the Pedo "Plus Vat," Jenkins said, "And a tenner for delivery." "Well," said the Pedo. "We got a buy one get one free on teasing Fridays," Jenkins added helpfully. "For christ's sake!" I protested, "That's not in the fucking script!" "No only one, not buy four get two free," Jenkins said, "No you have to order twice," he added, "Right give us the credit card details and I'll send him round on his bike." "Fucking hell," I said, "The pillock's giving his name and address. "Remarkably stupid you average sexual pervert," Inspector Head suggested with a big grin, "I take back all I said about your crazy scheme Mr Allthwaite," he laughed, "Just imagine the look in his face when Jenkins turns up instead of a little boy!" "Told you," I said, "Christ we'll need heels more cells!" "Ooh," Sharon said as she returned from the bogs looking flushed, "Sorry sir, got carried away," "Oh right," Inspector Head, agreed, "Take over from Jenkins will you he's obsessed with sheep." Sharon took the headset from Jenkins, "Weatherfield Pedo Supplies," she said, "Yes sir, everything for the discerning Pedophile," she paused, "Barbed wire sir, I don't know, I'll have to ask, did you say blue sir?" "Put him on the bloody speaker phone!" Head insisted. "I'm afraid we don't have blue sir, but we have a special offer on Handcuffs?" Sandra said eagerly, "I don't think we can deliver handjob to Leeds sir," she added. "Of course we fucking can!" Inspector Head insisted, "Jesus wept!" "I'll have to ask Mr Head," Sandra asked and paused, "Perhaps tomorrow?" "Turn the bloody speaker phone on," Inspector Head insisted. "Hello, Weatherfield Pedo Supplies," Sandra answered as the phone rang again. "You the pervert suppliers," this bloke asks. "Yes sir," she replied. "I want your fucking list of fucking customers," a familiar voice asked. "I'm afraid I am not at liberty to divulge that information sir," Sharon insisted. "Sounds like big Len from Toddy," I said, "Tell him to piss off." "Would you like it as a straight email of attached as a pdf?" Sharon asked. tease "Are you the plod?" Len asks. "Yes," Sharon agrees, "Now piss off and let the professionals deal with it." "Professionals," Len chortled, "Fucking amateurs, we string the cunts up by their bollocks and all you cunts do is get the cunts cofuckingmmunity service," "Good day sir," Sharon says and slams the phone down. "Should have got his email," Inspector Head suggested. "I got it somewhere," I said, "Fat Len at," "Don't bother," he said, "We are after Pedos highheels remember." "We got sheep videos," Jenkins' voice suddenly bellowed out fishnets through the speaker phone, "You want big cocks in little assholes volume two the shagging?" he queried, "Not about Sheep is it?" Dad explained to me later that he had been partially circumcised. It was too late to wonder. The ring highheels just stops over my cock head, not touching it. I slowly kissed and licked my way to the tip of her trimmed pubic landing strip. Tilting her head slightly upward, the instructor locked eyes with him again the next time he handjob turned her way. Or, would you like to cum inside me? Consider me yours. Holly shit! When I turned back to her, her shirt was already off and she was reaching to unclasp her bra. “I sense there is something else on your mind,” I say to John. Yes, I was Rose. However, tease she had a slender, petite, "pixie-ish" body and a chubby-cheeked face, with a precious dimpled smile, which all served to make her look at least 2 to 3 years younger than she really was. I buried my head back inside my book, and fishnets went about my business. Thrusting harder and harder heels into her ass. I grabbed a tank top to wear aswell. And my hand started jacking her slowly while I resumed fucking her ass. “Darling, I have to fuck you fast now, can you take it?” he asked her. However, before I called dog guy, I called Marcus Sharpe, Director of IT. Samantha grinned. He kept squeezing me to him and all I wanted to teasing do was to give myself to him as much as I could.